It is with deep regret that I leave you fine folks to your own devices this Gamweek. I am preoccupied having more fun than my body was designed for in Las Vegas. I haven't had sight of MoTD in two weeks and, to be totally honest, y'all just don't pay me enough to stream highlights of West Ham-Newcastle on shitty wifi. I trust you implicitly to do the right things. I'm captaining Yaya because Yolo (and Aguero's not fully fit). I'm also tipping HurriKane to come good this week. Spurs B looked tasty against whoever the heck that was and while they usually go full faceplant after Wafer League games, I have a sneaky suspicion they'll put Palace in their place. And just in case you hate me, think of how much longer your life expectancy is than mine while I'm on my eighth Pina Colada and you're face deep in spreadsheets at work....
