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GW28: Quick!

    
Don't look now but it's Tuesday and there's another Gameweek... tonight! The matches are coming thick and fast. There's precious little time for silly things like reading so here's some quickfire tips on how to get your arse in gear before tomorrow's GW28 throwdown!


Plan Ahead


Bizness Alex touched on this last week but it's worth repeating - Gameweek 30 is a shitshow. Make sure your ducks are in a row, or at least not totally absent, when Everton, Chelsea, Wham, Looperville and more fail to show.


Buy Low



Christian Fuchs (4.9) -- Leicester

Not to be confused with Jesus's version of the Khama Sutra, this lad is in fact nothing short of a fantasy gem. Low price, plays for the Champions elect and racks up bonus points like it's going out of fashion (a whopping 12 in his last 9 matches). Do your DD and get this Fuchs in your team.


Sell High


Odion Ighalo (6.1) -- Watford

High in ownership (31.9%) if not in price, this lad's been about as much use as an inflatable dart board recently. Who's gonna tell that 31.9% of FPL owners who don't realise how dumb they're being? I'll tell 'em. Just like Larry David, I'm a sayer.




Don't Be Rash


Marcus Rashford (4.6) -- Manchester United

The boy done good against Arsenal. The boy also a boy. The boy also done played 79 minutes of Premier League football ever. And Martial will return soon. And United miss Gameweeks 30 and 35. It's real trendy to get this guy in right now but sometimes trends are simply bullshit.



Pic of the Week


Drive safe




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