If you like working out but hate working things out then we gocha back braaah. You may have noticed that Man U, Man Citeh, Soton and The Arse aren't playing this week or in GW28. The only teams playing in both GWs are:
Liverpool
Everton
Bourne-mouth
Burnleh
'ull
Swansea
West Bum
and West 'Aam
Of these, Everton probably have the best fixtures coming up - with Sun-der-land, West Bum and 'ull at home, and Spurs away squeezed in like a nasty turtle head. Liverpool remain unpredictable, but with one game a week for the rest of the season and near-on dammit a fully fitbit squad, don't be surprised to see them return to first half of the season form. From the lower echelons, Swansea and 'ull seem like the form teams offering value. 'ull's defense has looked resolute of late, with 'arry Maguire impressing in particular. Swansea meanwhile have Siggy running the show; he's stardust at regular old earth-dust prices. Another man who's been impressing is Alfie Mawson, maybe not for this week as they have Chelsea away, but the man who played alongside John Stones at Barnsley is looking rate mint. See? No need to fear brah!
One scary bro
Buy Low
Seamus Coleman (Eve) £5.9m vs. Sunderland (H)
Everton's home form has been cracking of late, boshing Soton 3-0, Citeh 4-0, and B'Mouth 6-3 in their last three games. Sun-der-land on the other hand have been shite for about three seasons, and will quite likely finally be relegated this season under the stewardship of David 'Chosen One' Moyes. Cole-man offers solid returns at the back, and goal-scoring, assist and bonus options going forwards. Hopefully he'll be Seamus Goal-man this week... no... wait... come back...
Drunk in the restaurant doing my sexy dancing like...
Sell High
Alexis Sanchez (Ars) £11.7m vs. Nobody
I should sell the highest scoring player in the game why? Lemme breakitdown for you. No game this week, Liverpool away next week before going out to Bayern, then no game, then West Bum away, then Man Citeh at home. At which point you can start considering bringing him in again, at a handy discount. Put that £11.7m to good use and upgrade in two other positions for this sticky period. Arsenal haven't exactly been tearing up any trees of late either if you haven't noticed...
Motherflippin' bats breaking it down
Buy Anyway
Sadio Mane (Liv) £9.3m vs. Leicester (a)
Invest your new found Sanchez gold on Sadio. This could be Liver-fool's gold of course, but you would back him against struggling Leicester this week. As mentioned above, he's going to play every week and looks a better option than Coutinho & Firmino on current form, who have struggled to find their shooting boots.
I love gooooooolllldddd
Pic of the Week
Me having not done my team on Friday night before I go to bed:
