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Kane is Able; You Don't Mess With the Zlatan: Gameweek 32

    
Our old fave HurriKane is back to full fitness and could start tomorrow against the Watford Mooses (Meese?), whom Spurs thwomped 5-1 last time they met - and that was before they were safe from R-gation.  

Meanwhile Man Utd's only player is back from suspension and ready to spearhead the Red Devils' top four charge by Zlatting Sunderland senseless.  

Having struggled for captaincy picks and elite options, we're back to being spoilt for choice.  This changes the forward dynamic somewhat, especially with many Fantasy Football Managers sitting pretty with a Triple Captain chip in their back pocket. 

Let the guesswork ensue...

One way to pocket yer taters.  We recommend waiting until a Double Gameweek to chow down.

Captain Marvel


Zlatan (11.4) -- Man Utd | SUN (A)

It's tempting to roll with Haroldo Kaniño given the belting Tottenham gave Watford just weeks ago but he's unlikely to be risked for 90 minutes. 

Aguero is another "obvious" skipper against Hull at home and having scored 4 in his past five, but the days of counting on City for four goals at home are long gone so if it's upside you want... you don't mess with the Zlatan.

Blunderland are the worst team in the league, and by far the worst team in the league at home.  Unlike Kane, Ibra's coming back in fully fit and raring to hat-trick. 

I can only apologise for the anachronistic shirt but I think you'll agree this is pretty swell and I just don't have photoshop time.  #SorryNotSorry

Sell High


Pippo Coutinho (8.4) -- Liverpool | STO (H)

Lil' Phil has an "illness", which roughly translated into real talk means "sick of this season".  Every time he tries to pull Pool out of the mire their abject defending PULLS them back in.  

A few worldies from him in recent weeks isn't a good enough reason to risk a non-starter, especially with other crucial creative influences Mané and Lallana on the injury table.  

It wouldn't be crazy to keep him in, but it wouldn't be altogether sane either. 

I'll bet she did him with the eyes


Fool's Gold


Wilfried Zaha (5.8) -- Crystal Palace | ARS (A)

I'm as guilty of talent scouting as the next bloke and the eyeball test can often be a great indicator on which to base your Fantasy selections, but fixtures maketh the man and Wilf's are stinkers. 



Arse always kick into gear at the end of the season, especially at home, and it doesn't get much easier for Palace after that.  Aside from six-pointers against Hull and Burnley, the easiest pick of the above bunch is a resurgent Leicester.  This is not the finish you're looking for. 

Not how you were hoping it would end for your end...



Pic of the Week


Only '70s / '80s / '90s kids will understand...



 

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