Now here it is, one to make you move, something with a funky Kung Fu groove... it's GW36 baby, the end of season is approaching fast as lightning, and everyone is Kung Fu fighting!
Well, it's not for him anyway
Captain Fantastic
Alexis Sanchez (£11.5m) vs. Man U (H), Sot (A)
"A diamond with a flaw is worth more than a pebble without imperfections"
The Arse and Soton are the only two teams with double gameweeks, and the stand out player amongst them is the Sanch. He's not in great form, with only one goal and assist in six outings, but he remains a world class player. Top, top, TOP, players of fantasy will have saved their triple captain for this week, but what looked like a sure thing weeks ago is now a bit up in the air. Ozil is in better form, but would you have the John Stones to triple captain the German? Ich don't think so.
*All the other Arsenal players RT*
Buy Low
Gabriel (£4.8m) vs. Man U (H), Sot (A)
"A gem will not be polished without carving or polishing,nor a man without trials"
When Gabriel swept the leg Haroldo Kane on Sunday for the penalty that all but sealed the game for a vastly superior Spuds side, Arsene Wenger, instead of saying "well, errr.... I did not see it" was reported to have said words to the effect of "he always does that". It's a risk that he may be dropped, but if not, he represents the best way into the Arsenal back line with two shots of getting a clean sheet. If it looks like he will be dropped, go for Rob Holding.
Sell High
Anyone From a Team That Has Played 35 Games... Apart From Josh King!
"Dig the well before you are thirsty"
Planning is everything mes amis, and you'll want as many double gameweekers as you can shake a tai-chi sword at before next week. Having said that, Josh "Vi" King (he's from Norway) has 4 goals in his last five games so is hard to ignore, especially against a Stoke side that have really failed to produce any kind of form since cementing themselves in mid-table a few weeks ago.
Honorable Mention
Gabriel Jesus £8.7m vs. Crystal Penis (H)
"Nobody fucks with the Jesus"
Just after Easter and Jesus is back! Can you believe it! This man has unholy skills, and faces three home fixtures in a row. Playing up front with Sergio Aguero, but costing about half as much (don't maths me on this), he looks like a must-have option for the run in. Jesus man, just get him in.
