So... Anyone else got those feelz where you thought you were all set for a great weekend and then...
Kane has a hammy problem and will not get the chance to school Phil Jones at Old Trafford.
I'm just gonna put this out there - you should sub Kane out for Aguero, Lukaku or Jesus (in that order of preference), even if it costs you 4 points.
Kane will probably be back next week but leaving £12.7million sitting on your bench is a bit like spending 20% of the office Christmas Party budget on vegan cheesecake when you could have spent it on tequila. You can always buy yourself vegan meatballs next weekend against Crystal Palace if you really want, but in the meantime your party's gonna suck.
It's not the best analogy. I'll admit - but it's Friyay afternoon, what do you want from me? Here's an irrelevant funny video for making it this far: