Bantasy Football: #Hashslag Pogback# -- Bantasy Football's Gameweek 13 Preview                                                          

#Hashslag Pogback# -- Bantasy Football's Gameweek 13 Preview

    
Can we just quickly talk about how for only the second time this season I picked the correct captain?

And the winner was...


My man Pascal Grosse

A nice, plump 20-point Gross feast - And just in time for Thanksgiving.

I'm still abstaining from hitting y'all with an 'El Capitan' this week, but let's just say if Lukakucakes doesn't Blankakufail, I might have to re-introduce that old pill. 




BUY LOW


Pogba (8.0) -- Manchester United | BHA (H)


Statistically the Prem's canniest player pre-injury, PP should be back to a nailed on 90 minutes now. A good game against Brighton and it won't be long until his price starts to rise towards the 8.5 mark as it did earlier in the season. 

United are absolute thunderbastards at home - scoring an average of 3.17 goals per game - and you can expect Pog to hashslag Pogback in style this week. 

Bringing sexy back ribs


DON'T SELL


Harry Kane (12.7) -- Tottenham | WBA (H)

Either you back 'Aroldo Kaninho or you don't. And Poch back's Kaninho. He practically wants to marry him. And you should too. 



Demonstrably unfit against Arsenal, Kane was still given the starting berth and backed to shine irrespective of a bum knee.  This isn't last season. Spurs now have Llorente - a proven scorer in the PL; and Son (sometimes utilised as a lone striker) has one of the best goal to minute ratios in the league. Kane at just 40% rager was still backed to better both. He's that good.

Kane also bounced back to score and played 86 minutes in Tottenham's win over Dortmund on Tuesday, which saw them topple the CL group of death with a game to spare. With any other team (Aguero owners beware), such a run out would be cause for serious rotation concern but you can expect Kane to start and score on Saturd
ay against a West Brom side that just pitched 4 at Stamford Bridge and sacked one of the (formerly) best defensive managers in the league. 

Oh yeh also this...

Not sure who tweeted this so credit is up for grabs if anyone out there runs on props


FOOL'S GOLD

Oumar Niasse (5.0) -- Everton | SUS

Have the Toffees filled their giant 25 goal Lukaku-shaped void? No. Niasse is good - he's got two goals in two and is back in the team after being criminally under-appreciated by Koeman - but the answer to their creative woes he ain't.

More importantly, though, he doesn't have a game this week due to a sillybugger suspension he picked up for a Tom Daley impression. No use bringing him in now - even if you do like the value. Pick a player who can help you this week. I'm not advocating a quickie fix, just sometimes the short-term is important too.



PIC OF THE WEEK


Happy Thanksgiving, fuckers. 









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