If Olly Murs has taught us anything, it's not to listen to his shitty music. Also not to panic. This Gameweek has come faster than a teenage Louis CK in the girls' locker room. The trick is not to do anything rash, or that could in any way get you into trouble 20 gameweeks from now. Those rashes can come back. Also - don't listen to Olly Murs' shitty music.
As I've intimated above, this quick turnaround gameweek is a prime candidate for not buying anyone. Sit tight, like the boys you've got, and just try to absorb inevitable rotation madness and make it through to GW15 with a free transfer in your back pocket.
If you MUST try to upgrade though, Cyber Monday is offering a pretty nifty sale on Loftus-Cheeks.
For pennies on the dollar, your Xmas stocking could be full of value with a man who has been involved in literally half the Christmas Palace goals that he's been on the pitch for. If that in't a gift from the Bantasy Gods I don't know what are.
Unlike me, Xmas can never come too early
SELL HIGH
Man City Forwards | SOU (H)
Going into the festive period what you really need is reliable, consistent, 90-minute-a-game dudes.
Jesus hasn't played back-to-back 90 minute games all season and Aguero hasn't since week 6.
With neither guaranteed the starting berth, we may finally have to call time on Aguero being the perennial best captain option in FPL.
The only certainties in life going into 2018 would now appear to be Piers Morgan's unfathomable fucktwattery, Brexit ruining everything, and racially-infused police brutality in the US.
I didn't know reindeer could be black...
FOOL'S GOLD
Leroy Sane (9.0) -- Man City | SOU (H)
Some poor codsworths are going to end up with coal in their stocking after thinking they've picked a right plump juicy fruit in Sane.
Now on 4 yella cards, Leeeeeeroooooooy may be storming into suspension by the time the dradleful Channukah period rolls around. Don't be fooled by the stats on FPL official - he picked up a card in the cup so he's now effectively on 3.3 (repeating of course), which as everyone knows gets a +1 buff for the purposes of a league ban.
So yeh you'd be... inSane... (Apologies - I have a self-imposed joke quota) to put this guy in your lineup right now, especially with fixtures coming thick and fast like the kind of joke I or the infinitely funnier writers of Big Mouth might make.
