It's December now which can only mean one thing - Crack out the Kwanzaa cookies, get shitfaced hooned in front of the people you work with and get ready for some turbulent FPL action! Wildcard week is fast approaching so get ready to hate your team, then love your team. If you're already ahead of the game and are already hating your team, check out these top Bantasy tips to get your enamourment juices flowing.
BUY LOW
Christian Kabasele (4.5) -- Watford | BUR (A)
For your office Xmas party this year don't be the one guy who forgets to bring the Kabasele. Currently playing wing-back for the dynamic Hornets and looking nailed on, you could be in for a treat, especially if his attacking threat reaps a goal, as it did last week.
He only played 63 mins against Spurs but was likely taken off as a precaution given his yella caaard and the tastiness levels of the Watford Gap derby after Davinson was harshly redded and Kane was denied a stone wall pen early doors.
Sprinkle a pinch of Kabasele and pepper into your festive recipes and get ready to cut loose (from the FPL pack).
SELL HIGH
Harry Kane (12.8) -- Tottenham | WBA (H)
You might want to hold fire on this one until after West Bum at home, but be wary that the Spurs v Wham fixture slated for GW21 has moved to GW22. This provides a blank first and a double later, and you don't want no part in a 13 mil player who ain't playing.
All Spurs and Hammers should therefore be avoided in the near future, and dream scenario you bring a host of them in for a GW22 new year goalfest. Whammy.
Kaninho will never not be beautiful to me, but sometimes you just have to kiss the ones you love goodbye.
FOOL'S GOLD
Dominic Calvert-Lewin (5.2) -- Everton | LIV (A)
I've read a lot of stats about this chap recently. None of them have convinced me he's got what it takes to be a consistently productive fantasy football player.
He's won more aerial duals than anyone else in the league this season - Hurrah. Who got last year's award, Joleon Lescott?
He got a goal and an assist last week - Yeh, from two shots. Those returns aren't sustainable.
He is a dead-cert starter for Everton - Sure, for Everton....
Even with a potentially bumper Merseyside derby lined up this week, I don't trust this fella - and it's not just the double-barrelled surname. Don't be the guy who goes flying in, skunk drunk with no real clue what you're getting yersen in for.
PIC OF THE WEEK
Get him something really special this Christmas... For the guy who has everything apart from a decent Fantasy Football team:
