Apologies for our brief hiatus, folks. These dank memes don't find and tenuously link to Fantasy Football strategy themselves, malheureusement. What a great week to get back into it though - There are some real gems coming to the fantasy fore and some real interesting tactical decisions to be made in the coming weeks. So dust off those January blues with two minutes of heavenly Bantasy fixin's. Studies show it's the best 2 minutes you'll waste all week.
PATIENCE, YOUNG PADAWAN
In case you hadn't noticed, there are some filthy Sanchez transfers going down right now. In fact, this winter trannie window that could make some of the sleaziest side streets in Amsterdam blush.
If you can relax (don't do it) it's well worth holding fire this week to save up a twofer fer after Jim White day. No-one likes a premature Perry.
CITIBANK
This week's standout match sees the Baggies going to the Etihad to get de-pantsed.
The return fixture was a 5 goal thriller and with Pep's lot in full strutt en route to the title, this could be a real blow show.
Even sans Sane, expect Aguero and Co. to be tea-bagging Jonny Evans by half time, preventing entirely any continuing speculation that Alan Pardew isn't a terrible manager.
FORECAST: NO HARRIKANES
Haroldo has been in the form of not just his but anyone else's life recently, and unless you have the brassest of balls you probably wouldn't consider selling him on such a hot streak...
But it's precisely the brassest of balls that are required to be a winner, and with Spurs' upcoming trifecta of terrible fixtures, brassest balls may well pay dividends.
Man's got cojones
TOO SIG TO FAIL
My bold prediction this week is a resurgence for the man from Iceland what ain't named Peter Andre - G unit to the ylfi Sigurdsson (v.s. LEI (H)).
Leicester have been involved in some high-scoring fixtures and Everton boast some new arrivals as well as some returners who'll feel like fresh signings: Theo 'I'm so old now I'll make you feel old as balls' Walcock might just be the dog the Toffees need to snare some Foxes; Bolasie is nearing full fitness; and this Tosun chap is bound to be better than literally no-one - So Everton should return to their mean of being a mid-top tear team capable of decent Bantasy scores soon enough.
Whilst 8.0 is a hefty price tag for someone who hasn't produced any fantasy returns in 6 games, Gylfi's sheer quality is sure to shine through and his role on set pieces is a classic recipe for success.
LINGARDENING LEAVE
The arrival of tiny pianist Alexis Sanchez means either Lingard or Martial is likely to make way for the majority of Mourinho's starting XIs.
Both have been in stellar form - good problem to have - yada yada - key take is this means a guaranteed minutes fail for someone, so don't let it be a player you're relying on for fantasy.
