Dear Bantasy Football readers, of which I am reliably informed there are now quite literally thousands 😃 (this still isn't very many considering how big the tinternet is - plz get sharing), You may have noticed some anomalous footballing phenomena this Wednesday at roughly 20:00 hours GMT - a glitch in the matrix if you will. Fear not. We have been reliably informed that following the cataclysmic, stupifyingand thoroughly against-the-run-of-season events at Anfield, the universe will revert to its prior state and the laws of physics and logic will return in time for the Gameweek 33 deadline. You can set your lineup safe in the knowledge that Southampton will not beat Arsenal 17-4. I was told this by Stephen Hawking in a dream so you know it's 100% verifiably true.
BUY LOW
Willian (7.1) -- Chelsea | WHU (H)
This may be a week to use your wildcard, given GW34 has some tasty doubles ripe for triple captain (and remember you can't use two chips in the same week).
Potensh you'll be buying low all over the shop then, and whom better to put in your shopping trolley than our man Will.I.An.
WHAM have conceded 4, 4 and 3 in their past three away matches so this match should be goal central, and it only gets tastier for Will next week with a double cheeseburger against Southampton and Burnley.
He's done well in the past four weeks too - with a couple of goals, all starts and some deece performances. So whilst he's hitting a run of form, you can't be accused of chasing points. Get 'im.
SELL HIGH
Mo Salad (10.7) -- Liverpool | EVE (A)
You can't get much higher than Salah, but even FPL darlings gotta go sometimes.
He limped off in the istoric victory against City and even though it's the derby this weekend, it would be a surprise if Klopp risked him with the return Champions League leg next week.
Tottenham's defeat of Chelsea makes top four all but guaranteed for the Reds, so you can expect some rotation, and for Liverpool to beat Everton anyway, this weekend.
Plus Pool are one of the only sides not to have a Double Gameweek next week. Wildcards are out.
Would you really risk Salah this weekend? Even in bubble wrap?
FOOL'S GOLD
David De Gea (5.9) -- Manchester United | MCI (A)
There are some things I'll never understand: What women want, why women talk to me, why women won't talk to me, how that unexpected item got in the baggage area. But something I'm really rubbing my noggin over this week is how DDG is one of the most transferred-in players in FPL.
Sure, Cech and Courtois have had injuries recently, but they should be back this week and our Spain man Dave is up against the best attack in the PL, possibly ever. His DGW next week is no excuse either, given he has a blank in GW35 to pretty much negate its value.
So yeh... answers on a postcard if you can explain any of the above. Otherwise I'll just keep on wondering furiously.
